The Leftovers

A Most Powerful Adversary

Kevin: “If you want me to do something, just fucking say it.”

Patti: “I’m glad you finally asked, Kevin. There is something you need to do.
In Cairo, Egypt, there is an ancient artifact. It’s in a museum now. They found it in the tomb of Amenhotep. Scholars call it the wishing cup. You need to acquire this cup. It’s more of a chalice, actually. It’s gonna be heavily guarded, but you need to get it any way you can. Because once you do, you need to fill it with your cum, Kevin. And then you need to drink it down. Every last drop.

Jesus, Kevin! I have no fucking idea what you’re supposed to do.”